Packers

NFL football team living in the past.

The Packers used to win many championships and Brett Farve was a great quarterback "back in the day".

by Illiniruss May 14, 2006

Fudge Packer

A requirement to be on the NFL team the Green Gay Packers.

Sorry Sir you have to be a fudge packer to play on this team.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 14, 2006

The Green Bay Packers

The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...

An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.

by Furry Warmbath January 13, 2009

Penny Picker

A typical stereotype for anti-semitests directing to a Jew directly and/or indirectly through verbal or text conversation.

Jack: Did you see that Penny Picker back there?

James: Anti-Semitest commy bastard.

by Simple things March 16, 2009

Cherry Picker

When a homosexual attempts to convince a heterosexual to experiment in their first homosexual encounter, not because they genuinely think that they are homosexuals but simply for the conquest

A: I love all these liberal, open-minded hipster boys, they're so easy to guilt trip into a freebie.

B: You're such a cherry picker.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

packers

The most storied franchise in the history of the NFL, as well as the most hated. Not hated because they are a bunch of bad guys, rather, hated because of their ugly uniforms and STUPID FANS!

Man, if it weren't for their fan base, I might like the Packers. But seeing as how their fans wear those stupid cheeseheads, and only ever sing YMCA or that damn "go pack go" song... I can't bring myself to it! Actually, those fans make me HATE the Packers! Go VIKINGS!!!

by Francisco Cafe September 16, 2005

Fudge Packer

Being gay with another man and getting poop on your penis.

"Hey look, Tom Cruse is a fudge packer".

by nicholas matthews April 28, 2010