Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

load

a large amount

when a man shoots his load around a woman's neck area

by what am i March 12, 2025

Hot load

Fucking and folding laundry

Me and this guy had a hot load

I hate washing clothes but love having a hot load

by Poet 🍆 March 24, 2024

corn-loading

Eating large amounts of corn in order to smuggle it for distilling purposes.

I dont have room for burgers, I've got to save room for corn-loading.

by Kayem October 1, 2017

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by anonymous August 10, 2024