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Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.
When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.
by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013
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Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.
1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"
by jbszee October 26, 2015
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chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.
Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
by SCSmase June 10, 2016
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Travel Beer

Just a normal beer, but a Travel Beer is one you take with you when you go for a walk somewhere.
Richard: I fancy a beer but i can't wait til we get to the pub | Jess: Take a travel beer then!
by rach91 December 15, 2009
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Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
by Flashheart January 14, 2010
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Beer Barrier

The sickly feeling that is gained once an excessive amount of beer has been consumed in a short period of time that requires fresh air and a strong mind to overcome. Typically after this barrier is hit, the consumer is clear to drink as much beer as possible as it will not re-occur.
"Oi Tom, i've hit the beer barrier, im going outside for some air"
by JHBigBoi September 24, 2012
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Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....
I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work
by Patio Beers July 28, 2018
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