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Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass
by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007
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volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014
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Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
She has got a serious case of meth ass.
by Jamglee December 7, 2017
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ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
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ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.
"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"
by 1timeatbandcamp January 23, 2009
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Ass Gadget

An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."
Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity
by The_Golden_Gopher March 1, 2009
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Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.
Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!
by Litblogger February 18, 2017
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