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Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem
Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."
by Justadreamr July 29, 2015
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non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
by JigglyPuffinYourMom August 11, 2015
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non-conformist

A non-conformist is someone so obsessed with being different that they go to great lengths to avoid social norms; typically, you can identify them in a shopping mall because they all dress alike, listen to the same non-conformist music, and read the same non-conformist literature.

As it happens, it is also non-conformist to have any sense of self-awareness or irony beyond surface-level sarcasm and "snark".
"Who the hell are those guys?"
"They're the non-conformists."
"How can you tell?"
"Because they've all got blue hair and nose-rings."
by PaulTheGreater August 15, 2015
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non-intelligo

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): a rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person

the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.
the word non-intelligo can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2016
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Non-Gamesharer

An irrelevant person who is not worthy of gameshare. People like this usually belong to bandwagoner city but, in their mind they believe to be in gameshare heaven but it's just an illusion they are really in bandwagoner city.
Dude! Sushi is such a non-gamesharer!
I know right! He's not like Paul who is the king of gameshare heaven
by gameshare November 15, 2016
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non-intelligo

(from the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo): \

a) rural, uneducated and media brainwashed person
b) even if the person is educated, they still aren't versed in Latin and therefore don't know what the phrase damno quod non intelligo means in Latin
the word non-intelligo, definition a), can be used a less offensive synonym for a hilly-billy.
by Sexydimma December 5, 2016
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non-insertive sex

For reason when penis penetration is not done vaginally, orally or anally, but achievement of orgasm is attained by rhythmic rubbing or stroking of penis or vagina through clothing/erotic clothing or other body part of desire.
"non-insertive sex"
Orgasm by repetitive stimulation was achieved through and non- insertive actions.
by Wise Willie January 7, 2016
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