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Missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.
Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...
by muncherdave May 15, 2023
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Naps Man

BULLAMAN!, all ah fucken dem is bullaman
"Yuh getting on like ah Naps Man, gosh boy, doh come round me"
by I hate skl November 21, 2023
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Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.
Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.
by Dipfartson December 17, 2022
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nap

any form of sleeping for a period of time
"jimmy took a long relaxing nap after school"
by davethecave December 9, 2018
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Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.
Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.
by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018
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Neurofen and Nap

When you're in immense pain so you take a pain remedy and nap so that when you wake up you're painless and energised.

(Neurofen is a popular pain-relief medication)
Tanesha: Wanna netflix and chill?
Derrick: Nah, my teeth hurt. I'm gonna neurofen and nap
by 343N November 6, 2018
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