Niko Nap

slang for taking a nap after masturbating

Im gonna take a niko nap before work

by Rypeez March 30, 2024

nap

A siesta time or an unknown/unplanned fiesta or an activity

I was planning to have a nap, but I ended up raping my boyfriend

by Ferchu2122 October 26, 2020

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.

"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."

by KingTotem December 31, 2009

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

trap nap

when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.

I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*

by ewdrop March 2, 2019

Nap Hopping

When Sarah jumps from one nap location to another.

Sarah is nap hopping.

by MFolofy September 23, 2021