myspace magic

When your on myspace, open a bulletin, and it says the following:
REPOST or YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABDUCTED BY HAITIANS!
or
SEND TO FIVE FRIENDS OR A GHOST WILL RAPE YOUR DOG!
and my favorite
REPOST OR YOU WONT HAVE SEX TILL YOUR 57 NO JOKE

I Don't believe in myspace magic.

by 1337age July 3, 2007

Myspace Arm

The arm used (usually the left held out as far away as possible) to get a well angled picture that makes you look pretty even if you are not. The picture is then put on myspace or facebook so people can comment about how good you look.

I have a good myspace arm because I have long arms and can take pictures with my left hand.

by Liv and Luv October 9, 2008

Mom Has a MySpace

See also, MILF. A hot Mother, who has teenage or grown children, who has a MySpace account and is, therefore, cool...two years ago.

Jenn's Mom has a MySpace, dude

by jameswax December 5, 2007

Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

myspaceian

any person or creature whos life is completely bound to myspace and or any one with the myspace disease

myspaceian:faggit whyd you take me outta your top eight i thught you were my friend.

normal person:yo wtf man its just a web page.

myspaceian:freak i dont sleep becuase of people like you and your hatred of the top eight.

by mike swartout April 24, 2007

myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get New messages and they normally do.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.

5) someone who dominates over the bulliten board.

Omg! Destiny is such a myspace junkie! She Always is posting bullitens and they dont mean a thing.

by anomynous. June 13, 2008

myspace ganster

a myspace ganster sends your message and call you a punk ass nigga but they wont say it in your face. they have ton's of friends and lots of comments and lots photos on line. They also have lots of mad hot girls/guys no homo.

They have ton's of friends online but in real life they have no friends at all.
myspace gansters well talk about a person online but in real life they would scared to say anything.

Example:jake goes to Valeria's school.
Jake Online:fuck you valeria I will beat your ass down anyday of the week.
Jake Offline: Dont hit me I am sorry Valeria I was just trying to be poplur.

by Brandon Draper July 5, 2008