The Lion King

Possibly one of the greatest, if not the greatest movies from the Disney renaissance. A retelling of Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with animals. Everything in this feature is perfect - from the writing to the animation to the songs... I literally canNOT give all of the things that are great in this movie, THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THOSE! I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight won the best original song at the Oscars! Oh, and if you think that the "live-action" remake of the movie is good, then why won't you do us a favor and go f*ck yourself?

Guy 1: Hey guys, remember The Lion King?
Guy 2: Oh wait, you mean the 2019 ada-
Guy 1: No. Go away.

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial November 1, 2023

Detroit Lions

The 2023 NFC North Champions. Not as bad as they used to be.

Fantasy Player: "Hey, who should I have as my defense this week?"

Other Fantasy Player: "The Detroit Lions."

by Portuzil January 7, 2024

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

Caged Lions

Lions in a cage

"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"

by Greg Heffley Gaming March 1, 2024

gagging lion

The act of gagging on a handfull of fire ants while mid orgasm. Usually by surprise.

Marching In decided to give Xol a gagging lion last night, she still hasn't recovered.

by Try,me March 10, 2024

The lion

The lion rapes anything that speaks/moves/breathes.
The lion does not concern himself with the opinion/s of a/ _____
The lion understands the concept of consent but decides to ignore it.
The lion rapes the small dog when it barks.
The lion does not wait 18 years.
Anything, Anytime, Anywhere, Always.

person 1: Hey ther- person 2: Do not fucking speak the lion is here.

by the ok April 12, 2025

BLUE LION

A transman who is polyamorous and gay. Specifically, one which is muscled, of a medium build, has long hair and long beard, Well groomed.

1. That man, he is a blue lion for sure!

2. You're trans and gay? Are you a blue lion? 😍

3. That Blue Lion has a whole pride.

by Thelioninquestion! June 9, 2025