Last name

Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?

Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."

A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"

Hym "Shut up! Dork!"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020

Last Day Activity

1. An unfortunate incident that causes it to be a person’s last day at their job.
Or
2. A spectacular event carried out by an employee who has already decided that this will be their last day at their current job.

“Who could’ve predicted that Gary telling the boss to go fuck himself would be a Last Day Activity? Everyone, that’s who.”“The guy from accounting who went streaking through the last board meeting picked one helluva Last Day Activity.”

by Eunice Swagpants May 1, 2021

Live my Last

An underrated band that had its lead singer unfortunately pass away. Wonderful music tho

Live my Last is a totally awesome band that you should try out

by Liberate Hong Kong January 2, 2021

Moving last

When I guy leaves it too late to hit on a girl before others which results in him getting sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on.

John is moving last on that girl.

by The Govenor May 3, 2020

Last one standing

A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.

Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".

.. What a badass

by MrTophat2875 May 25, 2021

Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐

Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭

by 😵‍💫ThatDizzyGuy😵‍💫 April 19, 2022