chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".

"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."

by Melissa Aardvark August 1, 2014

kei

kei is the best moot u could ever have on twitter, she’s so funny haha😂😂 be lucky if u have been noticed by her, it’s an honor !!

karla: have u heard of kei?

lyss: of course shes the best!

by keisnumberonefan October 22, 2020

Kei Karuizawa

A character from Classroom of the Elite, Best Girl of the series, the MC's(kiyotaka ayanokouji) girlfriend, my favorite waifu ever

"That's right, I love Kei Karuizawa ... Your answer?"

"Praying at the moment right now, holding an important person in my arms and smiling. Praying, as a young student, swearing that I'll treasure her. I gently embraced Kei, quietly praying"...

by dappe November 22, 2021

Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

vagina key

When a dragon forcibly shoves a handcuff key into the uterus of a princess.

Girl I love you so much I'm gonna give you that vagina key.

by Rugarth the Pussy Destroyerr69 May 15, 2016

House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.

Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024