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Megyn Kelly

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
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Kelly

‘ ew she’s so ugly, her name must be Kelly’
by Taylor wickenson November 22, 2021
mugGet the Kellymug.

Kelli Bennet

I will steal her man.
Girls with either of these names are black.
by JacobBaddie March 15, 2024
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Kelly

A Kelly is a person who puts a Karen in her place. She will stand by your side if a Karen is trying to escalate a situation, and she will use reason to protect against Karens WHO demands to talk to a manager.
Way to go Kelly! You put that Karen in her place.
by Mr. Mime6 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Kellymug.

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".
He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife
by J. G. July 27, 2019
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Kenzie Kelly

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, she never stopes thinking about me and what she can do to make me happy . She is my best friend and will always will be, I’m glad ima make her my wife and ima cook her dinner and breakfast. This lady will always be in my thoughts. She is loving , caring and really good at everything. “ wink wink” she is the best person you’ll ever meet and I love her
by Love you mamas July 23, 2022
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