This guy is loud and obnoxious, who complains about the fact that, you're allowed to exist. The same person that will call the cops, if he sees you J-walk. A complete and utter stupid complaining jerk, no one can stand. Kyle (Ki-el); The male version of a Karen.
He has worms crawling around in his brain at all times. The worms make him say funny things that are hard not to laugh at. He has beautiful eyes, the sweetest smile, and soft brown hair. He is very kind, a genius, and gives hugs that will turn you to soup :)
"Woah, who's the owner of that sexy lookingmustache?"
"That could only be Kyles'"
Kyle is a guy. A guy's guy. A girl's gay. The kind of guy who steals a single pepperoni from a coworkers pizza. His best friend is a dog. He's got other friends too, or so he believes. His imagination is as wild and free as his curly ginger mane. If only he could see himself, a red haired lovely freak. He'd know that he is both special and unique.