July 2

The National Orgy Day

Anne: what's the date today?
James: oh it's National Orgy Day, July 2nd
Anne: you joining them?
James: only if you join ;)

by charlixcx May 1, 2020

July 12

An amazing, funny, cute, and dumbass person was born on this day! they adore k-pop (especially nct127) and want to go to Korea. If you want to become important to them and held dear to their heart's invite them to a date at McDonald's

— I don’t know what to give her for her birthday
— When is her birthday?
— July 12
—Give her a ticket to Korea

by meowmarw May 9, 2020

July 31

On this day the girls with the stinkiest Fanny’s were born. They are also big slags and hated by all.

Ew it’s July 31, it must be millie’s (QL) Birthday today, she has a really stinky fanny.

by mahisive dong October 30, 2019

July 30th

The day that Taylor R (a big poo) was created

Friend: Its July 30th

Other Friend: Oh looks is a big poo

by A big shiy January 1, 2020

5th july

If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you

Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
😚😚
Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july

by Paws 🐾 November 30, 2019

4th of july

Interdependence Day!

It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.

Sieg Heil Comrades!

Hail Santa!

Hail Marx!

Hail Stalin!

by Freedom ...pfft...that shit don't fuckin exist! April 6, 2005

July 16

if u were born on july 16 ur either lesbian or bi and your name starts with either P, or N

my birthday is on july 16

by -NRC March 3, 2022