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Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
by foodknowledge February 21, 2011
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Johnny Quest

Verb (transitive) to don an anti-gravity belt and blow the living shit out of something with a bazooka.
If that fucker's dog keeps crapping in my yard I'm gonna have to Johnny Quest his ass.
by Jim Doe September 24, 2003
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Johnny-Depped

When someone has such douchey attire that they look like they spent 2.5 hours in the mirror trying to get their image juuuuust right. Oh yeah, and they're not in high school anymore...

Ruining movies by recycling and superimposing the same retarded characters over and over again. Acting like a disconnected lunatic/fruity/Burton-sucking/songster/gay-pirate without being under the influence of copious amounts of recreational and prescription drugs in Las Vegas with Benicio Del Toro. Thus destroying a previously enjoyable movie.

Johnny Depping, Depper, Depping, Depped, Depped-Out, Depped-Up, Deppish, Deppraved, or the obscure Northern Midwest context: Johnny Deepp.
He is so Johnny-Depped (ADJ.) in those London-cut, acid-washed, paint-stenciled, inside-out, tear-wear jeans. They totally match his Crocs. Is that glitter?"

This applies to hipsters, emo, bros, Jersey trash, over-zealous sports fans, over-eccentric gays, the over-accessorized, men wearing eyeliner, the over-pierced, the falsely accented, women who act like Zooey Deschannel, and yes this can also apply to inanimate possessions such as vehicle accessories, tacky decorations, olde-timey bicycles (for the sake of being super-meta and not just because it's 1870's Vienna), and anyone who over-uses chopsticks to be cultural.

This can be applied to pets and small children by Deppish Parents, thus becoming Deppendants, The Depp-Posed.
by nosusdecipio October 9, 2012
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Johnny Christ

Bassist for Avenged Sevenfold(a7x). He is also a rapist who my friend thinks wants to rape me(I'm scared..)
"JOHNNY CHRIST IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!!"
by Synyster Stalker July 30, 2009
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Johnny depp

Johnny Depp is one of the most amazing people ever. If you've only seen pirates of the carribean then get your butt in gear and watch some more. He can evoke emotions that no orer actor can because he wants to act, and loves to act. Edward scirror hand made me sob for hours, what's eating Gilbert grape made me feel for the poor teenager too old for his years. The secret window made me love a killer. Alice in wonderland made me laugh and love the little kids story agian, and crybaby, oh I just live them all! An could go on forever. Johnny puts his heart into his work and that's why I love him so much.

And besides... He's a sex god!
by Lallalalala December 20, 2010
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JOHNNY ROTTEN

Person with poor dental hygene.
Ewww do you brush your teeth with pieces of shit? Ha ha Johnny Rotten!
by blair January 16, 2005
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Johnny Depp Murders

Johnny Depp is a Murderer who killed Anthony Fox. A Team Member's of Depp is also Money Laundering.
Anthony Fox in 2001 was going to testify against Depp, days before he went missing when Fox would have won the lawsuit.

Fox's case likely would have shown that Depp and his team were Money Laundering. Sounds like RICO Act is next on the list.
Johnny Depp Murders Anthony Fox, and tries to Murder Amber Heard. Money Laundering and Organized Crime with RICO Act is serious. Staff are still intimidated years later about going 'missing'
by Camera Roy September 19, 2021
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