Jess

God

Oh my Jess!

by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021

Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024

Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022

No Jess

Means that you’re not of a hoe or treesh or bop related.

Jess is a bop but not me “no jess” bro.

by Nutmonster January 5, 2025

Jesse Toney

A guy who is suck

Jesse Toney is suck

by JesseSux March 12, 2015

Jess

the dumbest person mishka has ever met but also one of the best people she’s ever met. jess is also a bottom and just won’t admit it but she knows it’s true

“omg it’s jess she’s so amazing and pretty and stuff”

by plutounicorn April 19, 2020

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025