Jersey Girl

A female born and raised in the state of New Jersey who can be described as a a slut who doesnt show it. normally beautiful but not in search of relationships. just lookin for a good time. 90% of the time they hurt poor young men who dont have experience with girls of this nature. They can be very fun at time but also very dificult at times, but if you are able to deal with them at their worst then you will love them at their best.

"holy shit bro thats definately a jersey girl right there!"
"man i need to find myself a jersey girl"

by KrispyNJ November 10, 2009

Jersey

it may suck to sum people livin here maybe because....they aint hood....dey get G-checked erryday...they get jumped...they white in the wrong hood...or the niggaz just dont gotta life....hate it or Love NJ iz on top..wurd up..JERZEE whea u at...hoLLa atcha boy earlyyyy!!!

big upz to Philly,NY,NC,NC,CA,B-More,MA,FL,VA,H-townn errywhere eLse jusz rep yo hood 1

by Brayzii B May 7, 2005

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"

..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"

..... Even Later.....

LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"

..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....

LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."

by scared sox December 7, 2010

Jersey Scumbag

Any male from the state of New Jersey.

Man, not only is George a guido, but hes a Jersey Scumbag too.

by RichardPorter May 28, 2006

New Jersey

New Jersey is....alot of things but i'll just stick with retro. New jersey is home to the largest amount of emo kids this world has ever seen. The emo kids in NJ just stand on the street corners and look so cool with their cut hair and angry glances. This state has the best BANDS ever BARNIDA, I LOVE PI, even MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,and Memoirs OF THE FALLEN-those are just my favorites. OMG! and they all preform at clubs in morristown and montclair! now if i were you iD go to new jersey right now and see them along with the jersey shore because it's just lovely! i went down to wildwood on a school trip for the first time an i couldn't belive how amazing it was! i'v been to the bahamas and the jersey shore is way more beautiful! plus the boardwalk has the best rides and food ever. and by the way right now in New Jersey BATTLE OF THE BANDS is going on so vote 4 BARNIDA!!!

Hey Tiffany gosh i'm so bored of being a loser and only listening to stupid signed bands!

Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!

by emochild4life August 28, 2005

New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

by Lauren February 19, 2003

New Jersey

let me start by saying I am an ex New jersian, now having said that, Do Not be MISLEAD by the nickname garden state. It is Americas biggest cess pool, the only gardens that may be growing there now are probably illegal ones(in homes in camden and vineland, most typically).The state Troopers as well as the local city divisions of police are all corrupt, egotistical, self serving,trigger happy fucks, with a permanent bug up their ass! The most corrupt division Of NJ politics lies in the Welfare system and Division of Youth and Family services, both of which should be brought up on charges of fraud, neglegence, and Racial descrimination(I am talking about descrimination of the white americans, of which are harassed and denied ever recieving any benefits, when it's needed). It is is the biggest disgrace to America, as there are specifically no freedoms anymore for anyone who isn't rich or Is of another ethnical background outside of caucasion. The ONLY best part about New Jersey, Is the sign That Says: "You Are Now Leaving New Jersey"!

Did ya hear about the drug raid In Vineland, New Jersey?

by highclassbizzitch March 4, 2008