Jeffy

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

by Alan S. April 21, 2008

Jeffco

The meth capitol of the world consisting of a few small towns like Crystal City, Festus, Hillsboro, Arnold, Barnhart, Imperial, & Desoto. Town names have different names from the locals eg. Crystal Meth City, Fetus, & D-Town. Located south of STL.

Guy 1:Dude did you see her? What was she on?
Guy 2: Oh don't worry she's from Jeffco.

by s84freedom June 2, 2009

Jeffpertise

Noun: Expertise, wisdom, or advice offered by someone named Jeff.

Because of Jeff's long and successful career in HR recruiting, he has much Jeffpertise to offer job candidates to aid them in tweaking their resume or search for jobs.

by bruinengineer81 September 3, 2012

jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.

Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!

by poopy butt January 16, 2016

Jeffane

A beautiful girl who has BIG goals. Funny,smart & family oriented. LOVES sports and is real laid back.

I need me a Jeffane bruh.

by NBANFL July 9, 2017

Jeffin' It

The art of hiding from cops, enemies, or just anyone by finding the nearest bush and crouching or standing in it.

i swear if your Jeffin' It right now, I will find you. Which bush are you in?

by Dr. Balbarian September 30, 2017

Jeffna

A really really pretty girl who gets a lot of boys. Is loved by many, has a great sense of humour. She can be really kind and sweet but you don’t want to get on her bad side. Is usually good at sports and very funny.

Where’s Jeffna?! I miss her so much. It’s so boring without her.

I really like Jeffna but I don’t think she likes me back.

by oh.. hi December 15, 2018