nigger moments

when you get into a fight with a black person and is usually never resolved that is your nigger moment

Nigger: "yo man u sept on my j'z"
Randome person: "sorry"
Nigger fights randome person dum dum dumm
nigger moments

by LiLMIssBoePeet January 16, 2009

ginger moment

A moment when a true ginger is really stupid. (rare)

I once had a ginger moment when i didn't know what a power station was.

by marey queen of gingers January 22, 2007

Woman Moment

either means:

1. she’s mad at you for something she never brought up

2. terrible driving

one of those is realistic and one of them is straight fucking funny. no disrespect intended.

1) “How was I supposed to know you wanted me to cook dinner?”

“I thought you knew!!”

“Why would I know?!”

“...”
“woman moment”

2) dude that dumb bitch just almost rear ended me

woman moment

by blkbrd February 24, 2021

kumbaya moment

a naive feeling that all is good; a feeling that utopia has come down and all will be fine

When Obama signed the health care bill, a kumbaya moment,enveloped the democrats, and their eyes shined like deer in headlights.

by arjunasri March 24, 2010

Stoner moment

1) a regular moment (can be a certain day or time) in a group of friends to get high.

2) A moment in a stoner movie (such as harold & kumar) when the characters in the movie get high. often, the stoner audience pauses the movie at that moment, and gets high themselves

1) dude, 4:20 is the stoner moment!

2) harold and kumar are smoking weed! let's do the same.

by that dude, dude November 10, 2009

Mfeo Moment

When you and your husband/wife/bf/gf say or type the exact same thing at/roughly the same time. It is not a Mfeo Moment unless you love the person you do it with more than ANYONE else. If you do it, it just shows how strong the bond is between you two.

Person 1: I love you so much...(11:37:37 PM)
Person 2: I love you so much...(11:37:38 PM)
Person 1: mfeo moment :) (11:37:45 PM)
Person 2: mfeo moment :D (11:37:46 PM)
*Epic mfeo win*

by EpicPro April 24, 2010

jack moment

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.

alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=

by zero0077 July 11, 2009