Minecraft

A block game with many blocks such as dirt, torch, skulk vein, crying obsidian, oak log, end-stone, and most importantly: PURE JOY. Every block is made out of PURE JOY.

Nerd: Do you want to do some math problems?
Me: Nah, I'mma play Minecraft.
Nerd: I shall join you.

by Not my real name 123 January 15, 2022

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

minecraft

minecraft is a fun game. it has lifesteals, bedwars, murder mystery and thousands of more games! minecraft is amazing you should download it :)

i love minecraft

by isaliaaaa October 28, 2022

Minecraft

The game where you Mine and craft

"Creeper aww man"
"What does that mean"
"You're not a part of Minecraft community!"

by Hlshuttt1 October 29, 2022

Minecraft Server

Pleasure, you get addicted to this nonstop and cant get off it for multiple years, play wisely.

Josh: Yo wanna get on the Minecraft Server?
Ethan: Im already on it im addicted!

by Mavoy November 1, 2022

Minecraft

A game where you get killed by fuckin creepers

Guy 1: fuck i got killed by a creeper MINECRAFt

by Cheesygod November 4, 2022