italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021

Italian star

Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.

“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
“Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”

by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018

Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 23, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Italian Stallion

The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.

“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”

“What’s an Italian Stallion?

“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”

by KimJongUno February 1, 2019

The Italian Sunset

Getting a blowjob while eating a slice of pizza

I was so hungry and horny I just needed a the italian sunset

by Jayrod3030 March 28, 2020