Hanky Houdini 

The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd.

"I got banged by this guy last night and he pulled a hanky houdini. He dissappeared and turned himself into a turd!"

Hanky Houdini by DersYouRock December 3, 2007

honey nut cheerio 

Where one covers the female sex organ in honey and dip your testicles in it.

Guy 1:Do we have any honey?
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1:My girl wants to do a honey nut cheerio

honey nut cheerio by Odd Fate August 7, 2010

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005

Prison Honey Bun

By eat the honey bun left under your pillow in prison you will later be raped by your cell mate

After I ate that honey bun under my pillow I got raped 2 hours later so I called it the Prison Honey Bun.

Prison Honey Bun by Honey bun rape June 7, 2018

hanky 

a slang for the word "poo", and is offten used in the phrase " i have to go drop mad hanky"

"danny went to the bathroom to drop some mad hanky" answered shelly

hanky by melissa puklus August 2, 2002

honey pot 

A conspiracy theorist that puts out just enough information to get you stuck in their pot of lies while hiding the real conspirators and conspiracy's.

Alex Jones, David Icke etc are honey pots to hide the real truths and make conspiracy theorists look ridiculous

honey pot by The unknovvn December 24, 2017

honey boo boo child

there are two definitions:
the first is a cute name for a little girl or nickname
the second is a nickname a six year old paegent queen gave herself see link here

"those others must be crazy if they think they are gonna beat me honey boo boo child"
" my sweetie is soo cute! there she is! come here honey boo boo child!!"

honey boo boo child by abadobadock September 29, 2012