arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

by ultegra August 1, 2019

His palms are sweaty

Code word for a wigger - a white guy who's tries to act black

Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.

by Pizzlej March 3, 2023

bogle his nogle

Sucking/playing on the top of someone's boner.

She should really bogle his nogle

by X-YES April 24, 2017

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.

Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.

by AmberBagosis January 26, 2006

broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

by Primate December 12, 2005

stroking his yoshi

another term for male masturbation

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.

by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011