hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.

"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"

by kittyme May 22, 2010

Hippyize

Verb: To make something or someone have a hippie style

1. I'm going to hippyize my jeans.

2. We need to hippize the world.

by a1guitarchick July 5, 2011

hippy hour

Early showtimes (and endings) for bands (especially folk), due to the inability of aging hippies to stay up for late shows.

It sure was nice of Simon and Garfunkel to play that hippy hour show, I can't stay up past 9 any more.

by just jon January 23, 2013

Hipster Bomb

When Hipsters order a drink at the bar. The Hipster Bomb consists of 1.5 Ounces of Espresso, Chilled. The Espresso is then steeped into a .5 pint glass, frosted. Of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Hipster Bomb is not the issue here. They're gonna kill that poor woman!

by Cincy Fixed Gear Bike Rider April 9, 2013

Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

Hipster folds

The permanent Folds that occur on the back of a hipster's beanie.

Dude, Look at those hipster folds on that guy's beanie. What a douche.

by Duke of weenies November 7, 2012

Hipsderf

A contraction formed by hipster and derf. A play on the phonetic sound of hipster combined with a scathing review of intelligence,

Noun:
An idiot concerned with trendy appearances.

Verb:
The act of being trendy to the point of being stupid, lame, or annoying.

Look at that hipsderf girl, she is trying so hard and she is so stupid.

Don't you mean hipster?

No, I mean hipsderf. She is too stupid to be hip.

by Patti Erdman June 28, 2012