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Golden Toaster (XD edition)

Golden Toaster, but it is way more golden, and doesn't have terrible spelling.

Also btw, The original golden toaster was Robbie's

OOF
Lol, Robbie's Golden Toaster sucks. I love Golden Toaster (XD edition).
by OliviaisstephaniexD October 15, 2018
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golden bun

Cuming inside of a Peurtoricans asshole and then squishing ther ass cheeks together.

Also a dish at some Chinese restaurants.
I gave Juan a golden bun.
by Kberger4499 December 8, 2018
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Golden veil

The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)
Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
by J numbatwo December 16, 2018
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golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.
"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"
by Chdaddy December 25, 2018
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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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Golden Card

A person who threatens to commit suicide to get what they want
I wanted to break up with him but the moment I tried to get out he pulled the golden card
by Stage4fears March 20, 2019
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Golden Hot Pocket

When you're having anal sex and pee directly into the anus of said person.
Bro I drank too much before taking that girl home last night, I accidentally gave her a Golden Hot Pocket.
by The Pee Man March 28, 2019
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