Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.
I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.
by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021
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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.
Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom
by BylrBr January 01, 2025
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Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 22, 2025
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
Goon Gang on top bitch
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
by NeuralOwl12345 December 04, 2024
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