girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 30, 2021

Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

by ashl3yz August 31, 2023

Toxic Girlfriend

A girlfriend who constantly starts an argument with her boyfriend, gets jealous quickly, tries to make you mad, etc. She tells you not to do something but she does it, She makes jokes that make you mad, She talks to other guys, She is very jealous.

Gf: Who was that girl you were talking to earlier?
Bf: My friend
Gf: Who?
Bf: (her name)
Gf: (gets mad, catches an attitude)
Bf: But don’t you have a boy best friend? Why are you mad? Your a toxic girlfriend.

by Elsey Niki March 22, 2024

Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

girlfriend day

post your gf and get her gifts

on July 1st its girlfriend day

by hufieahfduieasge July 1, 2024

Kiss your girlfriend day

On the 18th December it is kiss your girlfriend day

You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss

Kiss your girlfriend day

by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020

homecoming girlfriend

a pretty girl that a boy continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming and usually dumps her after the dance and moves on to someone close to the girl. example:close friends/best friends

Sadie: Aaron just dumped Kerri after homecoming and now Aaron is talking to me.
Alicia: That sucks for Kerri, She actually thought she would become Aaron's girlfriend ,she was just Aaron's Homecoming girlfriend

by mpk120100 May 9, 2017