girl gamer

What are you talking about? No girls exist on the internet.
Girl gamer - As real as bigfoot.

G= Guy.
I= In.
R= Real.
L= Life.
And that is a girl gamer.

by Wasser. November 30, 2006

gaberflasted

To be outraged, shocked, stunned, angered, surprised, or pissed off.

I was gaberflasted when two cars came into a collision.

by DCD2008 April 7, 2008

Gamer's Food

Usually is either a Coke (classic), or Mountain Dew with Doritoes, or Snack cakes.

"I'm gonna go get me a coke and some doritoes."
"Now you're eating Gamer's Food? What's next? Moocher's Food?"

by HadezTheDark July 4, 2008

gamercide

Getting so bored/frusterated with a game that you make the little man in your tv kill himself. Usualy just before you stop playing.

After two hours of trying to get the same item I decided to commit gamercide.

by OchiWing April 3, 2009

Gamer Lip

Chapped lips that are caused by majorly intense amounts of time on video games

Phil: Dude whats up with your lip?
Dave: Gamer lip, I was playing Modern Warfare 2 like a mofo

by Capt D-bag November 16, 2009

gameraidz

Noun- (gai-mer-ayds)

Gamer Aids - The state of being completely addicted to video games where you can not eat, sleep, or worry about school. (No cure is found yet for Gamer Aids but chopping your kids fingers off has shown results.)

I got gameraidz from hopping aboard the Syndicate Rape Train

by BOSOX2007 February 21, 2011

Gamer Ignoramus

One who only plays video games for strictly gameplay only and doesn't care for the storyline aspects of a game. These people often skip movie scenes in games whether they are of importance or not so they can jump right back into the game.

This is includes things such as the liking of a game for any of the following reasons:
>Amazing graphics
>Added female characters
>>Female is a main character
>Online Play
>Classic Feel
>Little to no storyline aspects.
>Gameplay

1. Joe is such a gamer ignoramus, he always skips the movie scenes in the game he plays and never knows what is going afterword.

2. "This Game is awesome it has a female as the main character and has females in the online play, plus the graphics are killer."

"Abby you are such a gamer ignoramus! Do you even care for the story of Black Ops II?"

"Everybody knows Call of Duty isn't about the story mode, it's about all the fun stuff you can do online and in zombies."

by Ha ha ha Tomorrow's Sunday December 5, 2012