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FUCKING MINT

when someone does not succeed to do something and they know they messed up and or did something idiotic and make an okay symbol with their hand and scream the phrase "fucking mint," you know they are disappointed in themselves. lololz
*thanos does not succeed to commit genocide*

me: BrOoO0OoOo0
thanos: FUCKING MINT
by thanos and quagmires child October 27, 2019
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fucking awkward

When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.
A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.
by asappossible May 11, 2016
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fucking bloody hell

An expression used to show anger or disgust towards a situation or person.
John: Wow. She's a nice piece of meat, isn't she?
Gary: Fucking bloody hell, John. That's my mother.
by FreeRealEstate April 24, 2018
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fucking ancient

something that is "fucking ancient" is something insanely cool.
Wow! Look at that girl's outfit. That's so fucking ancient.
by fucking ancient June 12, 2020
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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Big Fucking Cock

John put his Big Fucking Cock inside his girlfriend.
by SpaceBearX August 1, 2018
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Are you fucking my ass?

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"
by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014
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