Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020

Triple Five Soul

The company titled "555-soul" was born in 1989 at 151 Ludwow Street, New York City. Over the years, the clothing company mixed aspects of hip hop and urban culture into their designs to create their unique style. Their clothing is trendy and high quality. Their stores have branched out all over the world.

"Yo man that triple five soul hoodie is tight!"

by Dzire August 31, 2005

Southern Fried Nigga

A person from the dirty south.

Young Jeezy is a southern fried nigga.

by stevenjd December 16, 2008

dirty five thirty

northern california. started by me on november first 1997 when norcal witched from 916 to 530. it is a movment to put norcal on the map. it has NOTHING to do with the hyphy movent or the bay area. we ryd mini trucks.

if u live in the 530 u live in the dirty five thirty.

by Dirty530 king August 1, 2007

fried

to get real messed up , usually on weed but it works for all drugs i guess

damn bra im fukin fried yo

by splankinberry August 11, 2003

fivehead

an exceptionally large forehead e.g Rihanna

Brian: Rihanna has one helluva forehead.

Leeeroy: thats a motherfucking fivehead

by dickwa May 20, 2008

Five Finger Death Punch

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

by ChackyJan April 7, 2008