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failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.
We have a failing love
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National fail a test day

April 22th is national fail a test or quiz day. Do it I dare you.
National fail a test day - fails test
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011
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Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.
Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help
by papabearmustache January 12, 2011
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crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 15, 2010
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Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 02, 2018
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