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Failed

No you don't want to have to admit that I'm better than you and that fucking retard and now you are lying by ommission to keep me from getting what is rightfully mine.
Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
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umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.
What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.
by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011
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Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025
Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
by Slugchomper February 5, 2025
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Epic fail

Used in the early 2000s when troll memes were popular, it is used to express great joy whilst also feeling somewhat sorry
"That was an epic fail!" He cried
by TheGuyWhoWroteTheDefinition November 7, 2020
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Big time failing

Failing catastrophically
Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
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Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
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