My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(
by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019
Get the wet taxmug. A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021
Get the sleep taxmug. Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.
by laser_fox January 17, 2023
Get the Taxmug. by idontevencarewhatmynameis July 29, 2017
Get the Packer's Taxmug. Fanum tax is basically a tax given by streamer fanum. For example if someone is trying to eat you can take some as part of the "fanum tax".
"I will take some as part of the fanum tax" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1
"No please dont im poor and i really need this food im in crippling debt please no" - Person 2
"haha yummy burger yum yum yum yum" - Person 1
by Skibidi ohioussy rizzy amongus November 15, 2023
Get the fanum taxmug. The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
Get the Taxmug. by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
Get the taxesmug.