Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
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Get the Florda mug.The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
by Mister first class January 11, 2021
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by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
Get the Floridian alligator biting mug.The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
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other; really? i need to check it out! their content is so enjoyable!! omg UwU
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