Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.

Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.

by stanleybalds September 29, 2012

five armed girlfriend

Your jack off hand basically

I heard Christopher has a five armed girlfriend and she loves it dry

by the unitato September 22, 2013

Five Finger Lick

Putting all four fingers and thumb into someone's butthole then putting each finger into their mouth for them to taste

I slipped each digit into Judy's butt, then put each one in her mouth so she could taste herself. She loved the five finger lick

by Gdropguts January 6, 2017

Five Niggas

Like the restaurant Five Guys, but the black version.

“y’all fw the cajun fries from five niggas?” –@dopeisland on Twitter

by jay mac g December 27, 2018

high five moment

when extreme joy or satisfaction has taken place or got away with not going to work and calling in sick instead:)

Yup I am not going into work today. High five moment!
I just got my period. High five moment!

by EddieK March 6, 2008

Man-Five

To High five somebody as fast and hard as possible. Usually requires a run-up. This should end (if done correctly) in very painful, red hands.

Dude! That man-five was awesome, my hand's so swolen I can't even move it!

by Samii-x January 12, 2009

foxy five

only the best dancers in all of america.
they are the coolest and will kick your asses. you dont want to be near all five of these foxy chicks when theyre pissed off;)

Did you see those foxy five? Damnnnn were they fine.

by FoxyNumber2 February 10, 2010