dorito faced

When a human or animal isn't high but looks like they are.

"Dude I think Marcos is high!"
"Nah he's just dorito faced; he'd never get high."

by IGotHoesForDays February 11, 2017

dazy faced

When someone named your crush and you start grinning and blushing like a stupid idiot

"Omg, Becky! You totally got all dazy faced just now!"

by Mrs. Baby Giraffe February 18, 2017

Trust feeder

A lactating woman who offers her own breast for a baby who is not hers.

"Susie, my boobies really hurt from feeding this kid. Your the only trust feeder around for, Boone. Interested?"

by Samchez33 April 24, 2017

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

mangle faced

Getting so drunk your face gets all fucked up.

Friend 1:"Bro, I think I drank too much last night". Friend 2: "No shit, you were fucking mangle faced "

by ya boi bugz November 6, 2017

choice feed

Used to describe really good food, often when you have the munchies.

Speaker A: “Aw cunt that maccies looks peng”
Speaker B: “Yeah mate it’s a choice feed”

by mcbaldo November 9, 2017

2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018