facebook official

As almost all teens are addicted to facebook these days, a relationship is only legit if it is facebook official: when you update your status on facebook to "in a relationship"; its a huge-o slap in the face when you're supposedly dating someone but they don't make it known via facebook

Girl to her boyfriend: "we aren't facebook official! Do you wanna break up or something? Are you ashamed of me?!" Boyfriend: "god jenny you're so hormonal!" (for further usage, visit your local high school)

by ars1106 May 19, 2008

Facebook Stalker

When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker

-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!

by ZnappHansk September 3, 2009

Facebook acquaintance

Someone with whom you converse on a semi-regular basis via Facebook, but almost never in person. Should you legitimately meet said acquaintance face-to-face, neither one of you will act as if you know or have ever talked to the other.

-Hey Gil, are you ever gonna get the cahones to ask Katie out?

-Nah, I don't know how to approach her and talk to her for real. We're only Facebook acquaintances.

by ct110 June 19, 2010

facebook stoic

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

by sirgibsalot July 25, 2009

Facebook Blunder

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

FaceBook Aholic

A person who is addicted to poasting, status commenting, and lurking on the social networking site FaceBook.

-Such people have been known to spend hours every day scanning the "News Feed" and commenting on how good their friends look in new pictures.

Being the FaceBook Aholic she is, Shkurta can be found most hours of the day updating her profile and will even visit FaceBook when she gets the chance at school.

by Perry for President of Canada March 23, 2010

Facebook Creeping

Something we all do.

Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.

by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010