Eduardo

The guy kept calling me Papa Shrek during PE

Eduardo: Oh look it’s Papa Shrek
Me: Please Shut Up

by DeadAssDeadInside April 27, 2020

Edwuardinskly

Cutest boy ever. Loyal and has a great sense of humor. Talented is his second name. He kinda smells like cheetos but it’s not as bad as it sounds. He will steal your heart immediately just like a raccoon. Super sexy voice and Greek god body. He would sacrifice his own life for a fruit bowl. Hates papaya and onions. Unfortunately he belongs to Alexa...so stop thinking you have a chance with him.

Person 1 - Edwuardinskly? He’s super hot

Alexa - Ikr...he’s mine :)

by 5subways November 22, 2021

maria eduarda contado

maria is the most beautiful human after park jimin and if you ever disagree i will not hesitate to punch you with your own crusty ass hand. thank u, come again sz

damn wow, maria eduarda contado is more gorgeous than maria eduarda contado ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by maria's twin, bitch. October 7, 2019

Eduardo

A beast that is summond when you make him angry he will unleash his true power and kill you

Eduardo is going to rape you

by [e-mail] June 2, 2018

Oliver Edwards

when referring to Oliver Edwards in the most southerly parts of england, you refer to the said person as a clumsy, lanky, general fool.

Oh you are such an Oliver Edwards as you just collapsed on the floor while attempting to catch a ball.

by halobrute117 November 8, 2012

The Edwards Test

An experiment to test the durability of an object, which involves suspending the object upside down

"I'm not sure if my models glue will hold together, I'll do the Edwards Test".

by Dunn3 April 8, 2020

Dirty daniel edwards

A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you can’t smell porn.

I was on a dating app and ended up doing a “dirty Daniel Edwards”

by Rupert bear April 17, 2020