The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
by LalenaBella September 7, 2013
Get the Drunk-logic mug.The process in which one becomes so intoxicated that fecal matter exretes from the anus. Reported to be an Urban-Legend.
"Yo, did you hear about Sam getting poopy-drunk last night?"
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
"Yeah, it sucks."
"I know man...I know."
by Zachary Price Gresser September 10, 2006
Get the poopy-drunk mug.Where one becomes so drunk that they shit all over ones bathroom, bed or self. Often they don't remember until they wake up and the entire bed is covered in shit.
by Stagin55 February 7, 2010
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by meldarican June 1, 2011
Get the Drunk panda mug.One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.
"What are you up to tonight dude?"
"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"
"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"
by The Dose Ryda August 25, 2009
Get the Schoolboy Drunk mug.when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.
Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch
by Billy Masila January 28, 2009
Get the Ditch Drunk mug.The phenomenon in which an amount of alcohol when consumed after sundown has a much stronger effect than the same amount consumed during the daylight hours. Usually resulting in idiotic behavior and premature pass out, sometimes followed by a sleepwalking type state and urination in random places such as closets, the living room, on the cat, etc...
by Chunk Style December 9, 2008
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