door buster

A device used for breaking down doors, similar to a battering ram.

The S.W.A.T. team just used a door buster to get into the crack house.

by Pufty November 26, 2006

Door-whore

A woman who offers herself up to anybody that comes to her door

"that door-whore always gets the delivery guys"

by tenille January 13, 2008

door lock fucker

A person who inserts their penis into the keyhole of a door in an attempt to unlock the door, or for pleasure.

Tom: Man I never thought Steve was a door lock fucker.
Oliver: Yea he was riding that thing hard.
Melinda: I think he was locked out though.

by Woojoe7 February 18, 2010

Done like a door knob

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.

"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 12, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

Dolores Blumpkin

A blowjob in a port-o-potty. Lavatory indicator should show half red, half green.

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."

by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016

Dolores Margaret

A TREE; tall. Usually plays the ukulele and sings but isn't very good at either. She is pretty much the ugliest person you will ever meet. Dolores' are kind and truthful and when they tell you something it's from the heart. She can be a real bitch sometimes but when she's not, she is an ok person. Dolores has a lot of friends but only a few very close friends. When you are Dolores' best friend, you know that it will be permanent. She is a crazy but quiet person and only shows her true identity around her closest friends. An obnoxious eater but doesn't show it when in public. Loves all types of food especially bread and broccoli. You can't trust her around someone you like because she is a true match maker and will do anything to get you two together. Overall, Dolores is ugly af and fucks up sometimes but she is a good person deep deep deep deep down there somewhere.

Person 1: "Have you seen that ugly bitch, Dolores Margaret?"
Person 2: "Yea, she is freakishly tall, it's hard not to notice her."

Person 1: "Omg look at that Tree among those shrubs!"
Person 2: "hahahaha TREEEEE"

by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019