Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.

I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.

by Odin1x May 27, 2018

doin the scoob

fucking in an awkward manner

Austin: "Hey Andrew, wanna play some MTG?"
Andrew: "Not right now, Khayla and I are doin the scoob"
Austin: "Ok, well have fun with that"

by doin the scoob April 16, 2018

doing the italian

The action of eating someone out, like if they are eating pasta.

Slut 1: Yo, I heard that Marco was doing the Italian on you.
Slut 2: Yeah, it was amazing he ate me like pasta.

by Daddy_Boi June 4, 2018

doinko

synonym of bamboozle and cucked

I'm about to doinko this boy over here

by WumbusMaximongo June 24, 2018

Doing A Prayer

A task gang weeders must partake during every sunrise as a form of prayer to the joker-god to protect yourself from the mental and spiritual anguish of getting friendzoned. The prayer is done via the use of Bongs, joints, blunts, bowls, dabs, hash, carties etc.

Normie: Why the hell does he smell like skunk at this time of the day?
Red-pilled gangweeder: He’s doing a prayer, to shield himself from the spiritual and mental anguish from Veronica friendzoning him.

by lukashenho_ July 2, 2018

Doing a Pugh

Winning £10,000 gambling only to wake up the next morning with nothing left but a half eaten kebab and a world of regret.

Q: How is he feeling this morning?

A: I'd say he's pretty bad, he was Doing a Pugh last night.

by MikeRoss99 August 2, 2018

Doinkhead

Something or Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018