DILDO

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

you:mom get the dildo, dad just left the house

your mom:ooo it’s getting freaky tonight!

by THE DEFINITIONS ARE REAL! January 16, 2018

dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018

dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.

Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018

dildo sniffer

When some one is being gay or just annoying call them a dildo sniffer!...

Someone Being annoying?!!
Just call them a dildo sniffer

by Yolo nignog May 6, 2018

Dildo

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

She uses the dildo

by Okeylol123 May 14, 2018

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018

diando

Diando is a fun and adventurous person. He loves the outdoors and eagerly partakes in fishing, hunting and golf. He is hard working which is a good quality, but can sometimes neglect time with loved ones when he has his head in the game.
Diando loves his beer and brandy. Once he has found a girl he commits to her wholeheartedly. He has a very gifted penis and is the best maker of the love when you get him in bed.
Diando's are like platinum, rare and most valuable.

Wow I wish I had a Diando in my life.

by DIANDO May 19, 2018