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Dead Leaves

Weed after it's had its THC extracted by butane during the BHO extraction process. If smoked while sober, it gives you a non-zero level of high.
"Hey dude, smoke these dead leaves with me?"
"naw, that shit just doesn't feel right"
by initiatoroflulz October 22, 2013
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dead cockroaching

when you lay on your back with your arms and legs dangling in the air
by musicislife15 March 14, 2012
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finger of the dead

The morning after a particularly heavy night of beer and Mexican food, when that one icy drop of water splashes back up after your drop a turd and it hits the exact eyelet of your asshole, briefly causing your breath to catch in your throat.
The finger of the dead just about made me jump out of my skin this morning!!
by udm1234 October 7, 2011
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Dead meme

A meme that has been killed by Pewdiepie, in other words kills the meme by showing it to normies
Me: Pewdiepie left us all these dead memes. I wish we are able to make more memes to replace all the ones he kills
Pewdiepie: MEME REVIEW TIME!
Me: *Unsubscribe and dislike*
by Olive Soose December 3, 2018
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Dead Server

A server that used to be booming and have lots of active people, but now has only 3-5 active people
Me and my friends used to hang out on here, but it’s a dead server now
by Supermegapp69 March 7, 2021
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being dead

Pros:
- No more responsibilities (huzzah!)
Cons:
- Your family will miss you (if you had one)
- You'll miss out on a lot more experiences (if you managed your time accordingly)
- You'll miss hanging out with your friends (if you were more confident)
- You probably wouldn't be thinking of committing yourself into "being dead" if you were thinking positively and do your best (You wouldn't be a rowdy attention-seeking, depressed, anxious 14-year old with mental declines if you think clearly and actually do a thing for gosh sake)
- No more responsibilities.

Many people have belief that it all will be useless because you'll eventually become "being dead" in your period of "being alive"and all of your effort will be gone to nothing. While in reality, you'll become more useless by "being dead" because you wouldn't be able to contribute your innovations and ideas to mankind.

The point of escaping suicide thoughts is not to be selfish and only care about yourself, but to also care about people around you. Use your time wisely and have fun.
Us skeletons, which are already dead, however, are baffled by our human counterparts criticizing their experiences of "being alive". "Being dead" is actually a traumatic experience in an experience of one's consciousness; the act of making oneself "being dead" will only do harm than good. The science of the universe has greatly proven that the existence of humans are just part of the natural existence of the universe by itself. Therefore, the only way to survive this reality is to make good use of yourself out of the period of living you've been given, not shorten it. - Dr. Gordon Grim Skeleton (P.hd in Science and Philosophy of Skeletalism and being verbose) rambling to itself.
by skeletonian April 25, 2021
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Dead Bird

One who thinks they are funny or cool, but in reality are stupid or a flamer.
"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."
by Kdra May 26, 2006
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