average dictionary

A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"

Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"

Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"

by T0rg0th April 3, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where you can make snide commoents about things with no repercussions.

urban dictionary thats where you see crapand incorrect meanings.

by ameko November 10, 2010

Urban Dictionary

The site where people sexualize literally everything because they want to look cool.

Urban Dictionary is for teenagers with no life.

by gregsmithson November 23, 2010

urban dictionary warzone

a place on urban dictionary where a word (or person) is debated over and the definitions are mixed in with each other. there are two types of urban dictionary warzones

1. a person who is given hate or praise (i.e. taylor swift)

2. a word which has a definition that is disputed over (i.e. chode)

1. writer one: taylor swift is awesome

writer two: taylor swift sucks

2. writer one:chode means a penis wider then it is long

writer two: a chode is the area between your balls and your ass

me: ugh this urban dictionary warzone is confusing

by theguy8 January 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go because they too stupid to get the latest trends of words.

Bob went to Urban Dictionary because he didn't know what it meant to 69

by awesomeperson6969 April 21, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.

Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.

by EneMalicious November 4, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011