curtin climbin cat sniffer

an a$$ hole

shut up u curtin climbin cat sniffer

by JoJo March 27, 2004

Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011

beef curtain

A foolish, over-sensetive person.

Don't be such a beef curtain!

by afokenr March 25, 2003

curtain pulling

The act of an uncircumsized man rolling the foreskin of his penis over the head of his penis after sexual activity or masturbation.

He was curtain pulling the foreskin of his penis before he got caught mastubating by his lover

by TJ Konkel May 2, 2006

curtains in the closet

An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).

John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?

Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!

by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010

The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Oz—otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

Curtis Lowe

A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"

The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"

First the confederate flags, now this?

Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.

...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?

Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.

...those racist motherfuckers

by Steagles April 9, 2006