cum knocker

when whoever is eating cum knocks it back in their throat for a swallow.

That bitch I was with swalloed shes a motherfukin' cum knocker.

by REN12335 March 1, 2009

Cum Bucket

1. A hoe that after she dumps you goes and fucks everyone of your friends then your dad because all she likes is fresh cum in her ass just like when your little sister finds out she likes dick.
2. Could also be a bucket that all your friends cum in for 2 months then dump it on the cum bucket that fucked all your friends.

Friend 1: "hey u know that girl i was dating last week? ya well turns out she's a cum bucket cause she broke up with me then fucked all six of my friends."
Friend 2: "That sucks man. She's great at sex though dude i did her good."
Friend 1: "well as long as u went 100% i guess it's okay..."

by Professor Cockermcblockerson June 8, 2018

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.

"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."

by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018

Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016