covid

Crud. It is crud.

Hey I have covid. Sad ik

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Covid-📱

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.

Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.

by MathPlus November 28, 2020

Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.

WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness

by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020

Covid-👿

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.

Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.

by Covido December 2, 2020

covidism

Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic

I organized my sock drawer earlier. That’s my covidism of the day.

by shielanator December 4, 2020

Covid-19

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.

Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

covid gangbang

Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.

"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"

by Alltheusernamesaretakensadly December 5, 2020