by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021
When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.
A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.
by Covido November 01, 2020
the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).
The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.
In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.
In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.
Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.
Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.
Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 09, 2021
The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.
Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.
by Covido November 16, 2020
Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic
by shielanator December 04, 2020
Covidisim is a critical situation where a deadly virus spread drastically. More over it created a cultural transformation in the whole world. And this situation may surely remembered in the history as era called pre-covidism and post – cocidism.
by Sony July 10, 2020
Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.
Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.
by TiredClarinetist September 08, 2024