kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

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by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

Cooked

a.To be done with a person personality and tired of their ways.
b.Mentality or physically tired.

Jay's mom has me cooked. She is retarded and lame, can't understand why she lets him and his sister stay at friend's house but not at their own father house. IM COOKED!

by Trickyricky818 January 2, 2023

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

by Panda Crew May 3, 2009

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".

I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.

by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025