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Colorguard

in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.

college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"

in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
by butterfinger November 14, 2005
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Color Guard

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)
Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?

What's that?

Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.

Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...
by Marsh-Mellon September 15, 2009
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color of the day

A game some guys (doesn't matter what age) play where they try to see the color of a pretty girls thong(underwear) for the first time that day.
(at lunch in school)

Greg: you seen the color of the day yet?
Will: no, still looking.
Greg: wait, BLUE! With a red whale tail!
Will: where?!
Greg: bent over at the vending machine!
by DrPantsPhD (gregk) April 6, 2009
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colorguard

Chick, or dude, that throws flags. also known as "Flaggets"
Look at that colorguard! The flagget just dropped her flag!
by hill October 29, 2005
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colorism

The liking of just about anything that's in your favorite color. // Judging everything by its color.
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh! That dirty old fork in that landfill is purple!...IT'S SO CUTE! I WANT ONE!!"
Girl 2: "Wow.. colorism, much?"
by sarah o. August 5, 2007
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Colorguard

Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.
Yay let's spend our halftime watching girls twirl things while the band plays. i just love colorguard.
by ShannonNaomi October 27, 2011
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colorguard

1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?
Hey, look at the stupid colorguard girls.
by Claire3333 March 13, 2009
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