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dreaded bearded clam 

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
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land clam 

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street
land clam by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

bearded clam schucker 

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
bearded clam schucker by Leifster October 10, 2008

Jersey Clam Bake 

When oral sex is being performed and the man is about to ejacualte on his partners face he suddenly places his testicles on the nose of his partner and flatulates directly into the mouth.
Jersey Clam Bake by dcw001 September 9, 2010

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.
Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

LAND CLAM 

A Caucasian female who frequents shore towns, wears short skirts/dresses that occasionally expose her vag.
Danny and I are going to Bamboo bar in hopes to sneak a peek at some land clams.
LAND CLAM by BIMchxMJ January 27, 2022