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kateri and christian

The cutest couple ever to be together on earth. Everybody is always wishing to be a couple like them.
Kateri and Christian are the cutest couple ever.
by paisleyploeger@rcisd.net November 21, 2016
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Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
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Christian witch

A CHRISTIAN that is a WITCH.
Nora: I am a christian witch, I am a Christian that is a witch.
Molly: ooooohhhh I like you 😉 let’s be ‘FRIENDS’
by that one kid that is nature October 10, 2020
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Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
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Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.
Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.
by LittyAgain October 2, 2020
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occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017
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