Bruce-Juiced

(Search youtube video "1987 Bruce Willis Seagrams"). The act of getting drunk off of Seagrams because Bruce Willis skips down the street dressed in a white suit with the ladies in order to show how cool Seagrams make you.

"Want to get Bruce-Juiced?" "Yes, because with Seagrams, 'This is where the fun starts!'"

by juicybrucey March 3, 2010

jelly bracelets

okey this whole definition shit is so gay, they are just things on your wrist!! don't mean shit. everyone wears them preps goths skaters.......it's not that big of a deal....i have 3 black and 3 lime green ones! i got them at clairs...if they were really sexully meaning, why would they sell it at clairs?! come on! my b/f has one of my lime green one and one of my black ones, because we like them, i am a prep and he's a skater! i wanna no who even made up this shit!!

ITS BUTT SHIT! it really pisses me off

by tweetie September 4, 2004

jelly bracelets

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.

ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"

by jessica August 24, 2004

jelly bracelets

Bracelets worn on the wrists, usually by middle school students that are related to sex. It is said that its a "new fad among middle school students." It is basically like truth or dare but instead, the game involves wearing colored rubber braceletes, which have various meanings, some sexual. Students break the bracelets off each other and they are supposedely entitled to specific acts, some as innocent as a hug, others sexually explicit. Such as gangbanging each other, fingering, giving head, and fucking each others brains out. It has gone to the point to where middle school campuses are banning jelly bracelets after discovering their meaning! Inside classrooms and hallways, students -- guys and girls -- would grab each other's bracelets, hoping to snap one off. Though there is talk of Web sites providing coldes, the various meanings behind the vracelets apparently are devised by students and have no consistency. One email from a teacher concerning the sixth-grade code stated that a red bracelet stands for a lap dance while a blue one symbolized oral sex. If thats not suprising, the jelly bracelets are a top seller at Claire's at the Paddock Mall. Officials as well as students say the bracelets are mainly a childish game, where the related acts were seldom, or ever, carried out. Who are they kidding?! Haha Of course the students are going to say that and you know as well as I do that officials usually dont know what they are talking about. A interesting stistic I found interesting is that, according to researchers, a recent study shows that 1 in 5 have had sexual intercourse by age 15. Not suprising me, 1 out of 7 girls get pregnant by the same age, 15.

I grabbed this hot bitches bracelet and we fucked each others brains out that night. Not only did I keep her thong as a trophy but I also have the green bracelet.

by Craig Dunn October 16, 2003

Brocephus

term used between friends instead of the word "brother" or "Bro". refers to the singer hank williams jr aka bocephus.

dude 1: Hey dude, that chick over there was totally checking out your dick as you walked by.

dude 2: Awesome!!! I've been wanting to fuck her forever but I wasn't sure she was interested! Thanks Brocephus!

by Estupz August 26, 2009

Bruce-Tage

A montage that consists of repetitive hardscoping and barrel-stuffs.

Guy: Did you see Nicole's new Montage?
Other Guy: Yeah, it was a Bruce-Tage.

by Edmibruce December 13, 2010

Jelly bracelets

These cheap little bracelets that I call gel bracelets but everyone else calls jelly bracelets that a lot of people wear. I guess a bunch of adults freak out and think that teens are stupid enough to automatically fuck whoever breaks off their bracelet, but seriously, we don't really. We're usually just joking around.

I always hug someone if they break a yellow one, though. I like hugs.

At my school, they mean:

Black or red~ Sex. Anything with a penis and a girl, really.
Green~ Hand job
Blue~ Take it up the ass, ho.
Purple~ Make out
Pink~ French kiss/lap dance
Yellow~ Hug
Clear~ Nothing. It's clear, duh.
Any glitter~ Kinky sex.
Glow in the dark~ Make out or screw in a public place, like a closet. (Which is why they glow.)
Gold~ Guy picks
Silver/Gray~ Girl picks

Also, you can kinda twist them together and it looks really cool. If you twist a red and black one together, it's supposed to mean you're not a virgin anymore, and if you have a clear and a pink one, it means you are a virgin, glow in the dark and any glitter one means your kinky... Stuff like that.

I just like how they look

Someone: LOLZ I BROKE OF UR BLACK BRACELET!!!11
Me: Uh. Go get me a new one.
Someone: WONT U HAVE SECKS W/ MEZ?
Me: Err. No.
Someone: LOLZ IM TELLING THE BRACLET POLICE ON U!
Me: ...

Me: I wore my whole collection of jelly bracelets and the guidance counselor asked me if I wanted to talk about something. She was so sure I had an obsession with sex.

by Eli Bear December 12, 2008